I am up with the Lark, delivering milk – in bottles.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. June 2012 – Germany will win the World Cup.
2. March 2015– A joint Transformers and X-Men movie will be released under the title “Transformen – Robots With Sideburns – Rise of the Pygmies”. The film will be shown in VD.
3. December 25 2014 – A cauliflower will be proclaimed King of England much to the chagrin of Prince Charles. King Cauli will prove to be a wise and benevolent leader. The House of Brassica will rule England for the next 3,000 years.
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –
Look in the biscuit tin.
Feel your varicose veins for the answer to your conundrum!
Liang Bo in Shanghai;
Right a bit, now left a bit – THERE!
Find the man with the name Alfonse on his name tag. Fortune awaits when you do!
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….