Breaking News……
Russian Band, Pussy Riot jailed yesterday for singing a silly song in Moscow’s main Orthodox Cathedral were released yesterday on the express orders of Russian President Vladimir Putin “On The Ritz”.
Backdown! – Putin On The Ritz
It came after warbling pop legend Sir Paul “Waxy” McCartney threatened to reprise his woeful performance from the London 2012 Olympic opening ceremony if the nand were not released.
A Kremlin insider said, “Kalinka! Nobody could stand to hear that rubbish again. President Putin On the Ritz is a brave man, he once kissed Joan Rivers, but not even he could withstand such an onslaught. Five Year Tractor Plan. Capitalist Dogs. Enemy Of The People.”
Pussy Riot – They Have Every Right To Be Rubbish
When told of their release Sir Paul said, “Like Great. Can I just move away from the fire I may melt a bit. I’m so happy for the band. Freedom of Speech is vital to our democratic line. Where’s me guitar?”
RUN!
RUN!
SAVE YOURSELVES!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
HE’S GOING TO SING AGAIN!
Even Legends Should Know When To Quit
