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We’ve brought you painting, now marvel at sculpture. In stone. By a bloke with a hammer and chisel. Hammering and chiselling for hours on end.

Here is The Thinker in its original format before degingerificationismology took hold and stripped the brooding presence of its wonderful golden syrup.

As our Arts correspondent Brian Sewer said upon seeing the piece, “It certainly made me think. Mostly about my next dwinky, but it made me think nonetheless. Bar Keep!”

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We have employed Brian Sewer, plummy mouthed onanist, to investigate how Ginger art was often retouched, in what was known as the degingerficationanismist, of some of the world’s greatest pieces of what we call “ART”.

This week Brian has unearthed a new version of The Scream by Munch (pronounced Munk, not Munch as in chomping on a cheese sandwich).

As Brian comments, “The Scream is the cream of the crop when it comes to paintings of people holding their heads. Make mine a double please bar keep!”

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