I've never been a tattoo girl. My uncles and grandfather had their arms tattooed while serving in the military. From a distance some give the appearance of a horrible wound. On closer inspection, the bloody scar transforms into a huge red rose, an eagle or a cobra. I warned my children not to get them since they're difficult to remove and they'd look like members of a motorcycle gang.
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Do you remember being grounded? You pressed your nose against the window and watched your neighborhood friends play. Time slowed. I’ve been out for seven months. My clock is full of spider webs and the windows need washing.
Looking back, much of it’s a blur. I can’t believe it's November! I’m so far out of the loop, I'm orbiting another galaxy.
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Somebody asked to see Ginger Mount Rushmore again – happy to oblige!
A travelling family which has traipsed around Europe for almost two hundred years is at the centre of yet another child abduction storm today. Police have taken into protective custody ‘a ginger man’, thought to be around 29 years of age and answering to the nickname ‘Harry’.
The family is said to have started out with the frankly unbelievable name of ‘Saxe-Coburg & Gotha’, but has repeatedly changed its name across various national boundaries in order to disguise itself.
I was at my Sister’s this weekend to help her partner Darren, creosote their garden fence. I don’t like him. Several years ago he tried to steal my roof.
But how can I refuse little Sis?
The curly Kale worked its magic, so I tucked a Cosmo under me arm and paid a visit to the facilities.
I learned that corduroy is king this year and also how Blandness is now a recognised cognitive disorder.
There was a story about Melanie, an events planner from Balham, had her life saved by her pet cat Snappy. Mel had fallen down the stairs at home and had broken her ankle, tibia, hip, six ribs and neck.
Snappy dialled the emergency services, administered CPR and prepared a poultice using herbs from the garden.
Melanie has made a full recovery thanks to Snappy’s knowledge of herbs.
I am allergic to cats. Bring me out in hives.
The creosoting went well apart from Darren trying to steal his own fence. He has issues.
Sunga Park works in South Korea as a mural wallpaper designer. Her architectural watercolors selection features buildings from cities around the world, including London, Paris, Busan, Venice, and Oxford. The buildings are painted in a fade out manner that gives them a floating essence and leaves imagination to fill in the rest.
My boobs are fully bionic. This was the last surgery in the double mastectomy and reconstructive process. The swap was made by reopening my scars, deflating the expanders, rolling them up like cigars and slipping them out.
The deflated expander's front and back, showing the blue magnetic area where saline is filled with a needle.
The bait and switch. This is the example, but the actual implant is round.