My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a Potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop down here in Lower Swell.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
The Mona Lisa – Da Vinci’s masterpiece – I too knew a girl called Lisa who moaned a lot.
Transformers – erm…..erm…..sorry……nope not a clue – why does it go on a bit?
Beethoven’s 7th – it begins with; dum de dum dum dum de dum – goes on a bit thereafter.
The Nutcracker – Heavy hammed lads in tights and cod pieces go – PRANCE – PRANCE – LEAP! – Then thin birds in miniskirts go tippy toe -tippy toe – stand still – TWIRL! – none of this has anything to do with nuts – which always confuses me.
PS What is a Potter’s favourite song? Kiln Me Softly!
Whoever stole the Village notice board please return it.
Until next time……keep those wheels a spinning!