My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews from the world they call “Art”.
Venus De Milo – It is armless enough.
The King and I – The slap head from The Magnificent 7 tries to get hold of Deborah Kerr after learning the lingo. Goes on a bit.
Nirvana – Nevermind –I was into Grudge in my teens – Mum told me off for not tucking my shirt in. Then New Kids On The Block came into my life….. Goes on a bit.
Graham Greene – Our Man In Havana – The importance of vacuum cleaners as a nuclear deterrent.
Romeo and Juliet – He loves her and she loves him. The families don’t get on. The vicar is a drug dealer. They die. Doth goeth oneth for a biteth.
A protest will take place outside the village hall tomorrow during the lactose intolerance group session. Intolerance cannot be tolerated in any form.
Til The Next Time
Keep That Wheel Turning!