Oily,
I am afraid of the dark. As a vampire this causes some issues for me regarding work-life balance. Any ideas? Shit,I’ve lost my torch
Vlad, Bucharest
Oily Replies;
Vlad, I once shot a camp vamp romp in Voslovovitrichbitchstitchvitch. Early 90′s. Wonderful part of the world. The rolling mountains like a fair maidens heaving bosoms. Except with goats on them.
The women were very hairy and manly. May well have been a man now I think about it. The alleyway was dark, the local brew strong. As she tenderly growled she picked me up and threw me over her shoulder assuring me that Igor was a girl’s name in that part of the world. And who was I to argue. Especially with two broken ribs
Happy Fangsgiving
Oily
Did Oily ever date a guy named Lola?
He doesn’t like to talk about it Guap……
There’s a gal named Igor who is inviting me to Moscow in September. I’m thinking about going.
You’ll have a whale of a time – Igor sounds lovely!
I’m from Voslovovitrichbitchstitchvitch, that was Oily?? lmao
Ah, so Oily means, just take life as it comes, right. Very profound our Oily.
He is that!
Brilliant. Cracked me up GFB.
Good!
Vlad. I recommend you take a course of therapy at the well known spa run by Ms Slobbadownmycockubitch, If that doesn’t cure you of your nocturnal fears try eating carrots.
Her name’s a mouthful! Matron…..