My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
For Valentine’s Day, I’ve made some Ceramic Clogs. One size fits all. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Not sure now.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
The Persistence Of Memory - Salvador Dali’s most famous piece. It Droops. Nope, not a clue. Sorry.
Love Story - Da de dah de dah – then she gets sick and croaks. Goes on a bit.
Les Miserables - Don’t know why they didn’t crack a few jokes or do animal impressions to cheer themselves up a bit. Rabbit impressions always make me titter. That’s the French for you. Goes on a bit.
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte’s classic. She loves him. He loves her. Watch out for the pyromaniac first wife! Goes on a bit.
Next Week’s lecture by Peter Stench on The History Of The Drain has been cancelled by Mrs Griggs. If you are not happy you can sewer.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!