We at Gingerfightback are committed Royalists and are as thrilled as everybody else with the news that our Kate is pregnant with the future King or Queen of Blighty. As Royal Watcher Tiggy Winkle-Harumph told Gfb, “She is a remarkable women. We can now add fecundity to her list of achievements!”
There was shock, nay outcry when we revealed that the Duchess of Lovely Pure Virginity Unsullied By Carnal Desires Of Man Or Beast was a member of the Cobra Kingfisher Singh Viper Assassination Hit Squad, the ultra-secret ginger ninja hit team.
And now we can reveal her pregnancy bloom for the first time!
Get ready for lots more of this too………