If you missed Ginger Sooty’s last report on the US Election you can read it here!
Governor Romney offered me a lift in his car today. “You can be strapped onto the roof and keep ma dawg cumpaknee!” he offered. He is a nice man. 47% of him is made of leather.
The President was in the key election state of Florida and announced a major new initiative to turn around the USA’s fortunes through Choral productions of Grease in every town with a population over 5,000 souls. Oramalamadingdong Care.
Sarah Palin’s Thought of The Day – Nearly had one!
Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy - Told West Germany “I am a sausage” and they still loved him! Hopped a lot as a child. Camelot, Jacqui, Hope and then slain in Dallas by about 254 assassins all standing on a Grassy Knoll. Had a bad back. Lots of Irish households still possess ashtrays with his face on. Invented the Etch A Sketch. Had an incredibly square head.