If you missed Ginger Sooty’s last report on the US Election you can read it here!
Mitt had an unfortunate encounter with a man in Michigan. “So you’re a human being huh? Lot smaller than I thought!”
The President announced a major new initiative to turn around the USA’s fortunes through a mass production of night attire. Opyjama Care.
Sarah Palin’s Law of The Day – Sarah was undecided about thinking today although broccoli entered her mind for a short period.
Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt – Sickly fella. Built the Hoover Dam and choreographed Fred Astaire’s greatest routines. Resurrected Noel Edmond’s TV career through New Deal or No New Deal. Invented the electric toothbrush.