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Governor Romney recently toured the key election state of Colorado. He announced a new plan to boost jobs and growth in America by offering generous tax breaks for deep-sea nose hair exploration.
“Nose hair has a great future. I keep mine in a jar. Gonna frack ‘em. Wanna see?” He told bemused onlookers.
The President also toured the key election state of Colorado. He announced a major new initiative to turn around the USA’s fortunes through a mass conversion to Buddhism. Okarma Care.
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Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.
#3 Theodore Roosevelt - Big Lad. The Teddy Bear was named after him. Used to beat dissenters with the limbs of Filipinos. Wasn’t in the best of health when he died. Ears made of wheat.