If you missed Ginger Sooty’s first report on the US Election you can read it here!
The election for the next President of the US is only a few days away and Gfb has sent ace reporter Ginger Sooty to cover it.
Governor Romney has toured the key election state of Florida, where he had a meaningful conversation with an orange and squeezed a satsuma in a provocative manner. His hair was very shiny, dare I say….. lustrous?
The President also toured the key election state of Florida. He announced a major new initiative which will use Andean pack animals as a sustainable transportation system. Ollama Care.
Sarah Palin’s Thought Of The Day - Sorry, nothing doin’ today!
Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.
#2 Abraham Lincoln – Big Lad. Wore a big hat. If you want to get ahead wear a hat. Famed for his Gettysburg Address. Don’t know why,as it was just 1265 Maple Avenue, Gettysburg, PA.
Slain by an assassin.
Some people have asked Why Sooty?
Here he is debating US Foreign Policy recently;