I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with various degrees of accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here.
I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in my hometown of Devizes. I also deliver eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt. I used to deliver babies as well. Not any more though. Political correctness gone mad in my opinion.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. Cous cous will become the carbohydrate of choice for the discerning.
2. Vowels will be banned in France to save money.
3. At least 48% of Barry Manilow will melt in the Spring.
4. Prince Harry will get his todger out. Again.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -
Papa says you always look lovely in Bleu!
Hanif in Karachi
Imran wants to let you know that the Asif borrowed his puncture repair kit and still has it. Nip round there and get it off the thieving dog.
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Bo Bing thinks you left the back door open.
Norman in Totnes
Maureen wants to let you know that she is fine and doesn’t blame you for running over the cat last year. And her come to that.
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….