Life’s A Gas!
(You can read an earlier Oily George Advice Column here!)
Hello Oily,
Did you leave the gas on when you went out?
Miranda, Belfast
Oily Replies;
Oh Miranda you naughty poppet I thought you would never leave this morning. Did you take the calipers and the bullwhip with you? I couldn’t find them anywhere and you know how I like to update my inventory after one of my relaxation sessions.
You know I don’t have gas appliances in my abode. No need, It is not just oil that I have a natural supply of. Those nightly chinese dinners plus my love of sprouts for breakfast – remember dear readers, sprouts are not just for christmas – leaves me permanently fuelled up.
Thanks for the concern Miranda. See you Friday yes? My turn this time. I’ve recalibrated the wall cuffs, you bring the gel!
El Oilio
Wait – you bring the gel?!? Is the exuded oil not enough?
Something smells rotten in Denmark.
And it’s not the appliances…
Slurp Slosh
Ugh…that Oily dude…
He is!
Hahaha — ‘El Oilio’!
El Gringo Oilio!
He should have a chat with Auntie Bill. He/she would set him on the right path!!
I’m working on it!
Relaxation sessions. Heh.
So to speak……
Gracious! I certainly hope that Agnes DuPont doesn’t get her cheesiness anywhere in proximity to our oily friend–could be apocalyptic!!!