I have a sore foot. Can you help?
Aunty Bill Replies;
Each week my post-bag carries cries for help from people with insufferable problems. A sore foot does not fit into that category.
In a world where people are having to walk 20 miles day for fresh drinking water (not all of them mind – most get the bus back). The Polar ice cap is melting by the size of Wales every day (so Rannnnnulph Fiennnnnnes says and he should know, he’s got no toes and a big frost encrusted beard to prove it)
And world food prices are at an all time high (not that it bothers me – I get three meals a day for free here in my Open Prison) I find it disturbing that you feel your sore foot takes precedence over the thousands of people who genuinely need my advice.
Come anywhere near me and I’ll have a sore foot from kicking you up the arse!