Timewaster!
Aunty Bill,
I have a sore foot. Can you help?
Betty Boothroyd
West Bromwich
Aunty Bill Replies;
Boothroyd,
Each week my post-bag carries cries for help from people with insufferable problems. A sore foot does not fit into that category.
In a world where people are having to walk 20 miles day for fresh drinking water (not all of them mind – most get the bus back). The Polar ice cap is melting by the size of Wales every day (so Rannnnnulph Fiennnnnnes says and he should know, he’s got no toes and a big frost encrusted beard to prove it)
And world food prices are at an all time high (not that it bothers me – I get three meals a day for free here in my Open Prison) I find it disturbing that you feel your sore foot takes precedence over the thousands of people who genuinely need my advice.
Come anywhere near me and I’ll have a sore foot from kicking you up the arse!
Skedaddale
Aunty Bill
What a titanic fight that would be, can you please organise a boxing match
Old Trafford next March Joe!
Can Oily George referee?
Is it George – I can’t remember!
We will get Oily up there – he can make a film of it too!
I love it when a plan comes together
Aunty Bill: you are beiong a bit hard on Betty, who was the only Tiller Girl to become a Member of Parliament, let alone Speaker of the House of Lords – all jobs that are a bit hard on the feet, especially the first one. She just needs some horse liniment and someone to rub it on for her!
Do you want me to put a word in for you? She’s coming round for tea.
It seems as if Aunty Bill woke up on the wrong side of the bed today…
Don’t make him/her angry Susie!
wanted to say thanks for the retweets and stuff …. Kind you are xx
Cat
No worries
I like to try to be everywhere Jim …..
lol
physically not able all the time though
Thank You again
Aunty Bill can do no wrong!! I love her/him.
“I love her/him” — hahaha! I love Aunty Bill as well.
The world loves Aunty Bill! – well, a small part of it……
Hooray!
Betty got a lotta nerve! Sore foot my foot!
She’s a nasty piece of work is Betty Boothroyd!
Bill doesn’t mince words, does s/he?
Certainly not!
The only thing worse than a sore foot is Ralph Fiennes. Well said, Aunty Bill.
Aunty simply calls them as they are! As the old saying goes … truth hurts … and in this case … truth hurts, too!
Ouch!