We welcome Agnes DuPont to tell us more about her previous lives!!!!!! Her first instalment can be read here
To connect with previous lives, Agnes eats cheese.
PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME AS CHEESE IN THE WRONG HANDS CAN BE LETHAL.
A few years ago I spent a most enjoyable fortnight as Albert Einstein. It was great being brainy for a while.
During my time as Albert Einstein I discovered that light has slowed down a bit. This is good news for all those who rely on torches to see in the dark as the batteries will last longer.
The formula E=MC2? It doesn’t mean anything. Albert just thought the letters sounded nice when arranged like that. Apparently it could have been P=KF2 – too clunky in his opinion.
I also invented the dashes to add to the dots in Morse Code which up to that point hadn’t worked very well. As you can see, —…— tells a whole different story!
Yep, It Was Fun Being Albert Einstein.
You may think I am a fantasist who eats cheese late at night……….I would beg to differ. I was there.