Hello
I was visiting my Nan yesterday to check on her taps. Apparently they were dripping.
She’s great my Nan. 128 but still smokes 40 a day, drinks her share and swears like a Tory Minister.
Through the fug of cigarette smoke I found her sitting in her chair, the special one that tips up and vibrates, watching a spot of daytime telly. I think it was “Bodies For Cash In The Attic” or something. Shirley’s 5 bean chilli worked its magic and before I could display my DIY acumen, I needed the facilities.
I took The Sun up with me and had a go at the Crossword whilst I was in there. The coffee break one. 6 hours later I still had only got three answers (and one of them was Egg).
Nan wasn’t too happy when I couldn’t fix her taps.
“Useless twat,” she called me.
Bit harsh I thought.
Laters fella.
Bob
The twat thing twas a bit harsh. Not everyone can finish the coffee break crossword puzzle during a coffee break.
I agree Sandy – the elderly are not all they are cracked up to be
but she probably meant it with love.
I hope so!
Maybe you could share the recipe for Shirley’s 5 bean chili? Could come in handy, if you know what I mean. D
It is a lotta beans to soak overnight Debra!
Dang … she can be a tad mean … so consider spiking her enema bag.
Cruel but necessary I feel Frank
Thus she has the best intentions in mind.
I can’t wait to be old and sitting on my porch, calling everyone a twat.
I can see it now – but will it be in Baltimore?
No, that’s just crazy. You can’t do that in Baltimore, you’ll get killed.
Wise then.
I can feel the love…
Good
Yes, but after 6hours, Nan should be happy she had no other plumbing woes…