I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with various degrees of accuracy for a number of years now.
I am Up with the Lark, delivering milk in my hometown of Devizes. I also deliver eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. A giant squid will be proclaimed King of England in early December.
2. Sanity will be revealed to be a waste of time in November.
3. Something major involving cheese will happen in the New Year.
4. Prince Harry will get his todger out. Again.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -
Deirdre in Stockton,
It’s behind the flour tin.
Aranja in Pamplona
Pablo wants to remind you that his mother is allergic to cream. Like he was. But you forgot that didn’t you.
Malisarno in Palermo
Did you leave the back door open?
Pete in Epsom
Nan says wear a vest or you will catch your death.
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….