Tending My Frock
Dear Oily,
I am a Catlick priest here in Conemememarrarara. However I am having a severe crisis of conscience. Namely, can a real man ever look good in one of those big dressy frock thingys we have to wear?
Fr Eugene, Knock
Oily Replies;
Hi Eugene,
You know wearing a dress can be very liberating. However it is very important that in doing so you remember 3 things.
Firstly, apply the correct eyeliner (demon black).
Secondly, ensure your buttocks are shaved at all times.
Thirdly always go Commando.
This will give you the confidence to give good sermon of a Sunday.
It helps your freedom of expression. I hope this has helped. Now go get ‘em rolling in the pews.
Yours reverendly.
Brother Oily (I’m C of E by the way)
George, I nearly choked on my toast laughing – totally brilliant! X
Cheers!
Surprised Oily didn’t suggest Eugene shave something ecclesiastical into his buttock fur…
The mind boggles
Thanks again for making me laugh/smile! Note to self: ‘demon black’.
You are most welcome!
I will never look at a priest the same way again! OK, maybe I will look a little closer
Just imagine the acion under the cassock Michelle!
And maybe some strappy pumps? D
Excellent addition to the ensemble!