Hello Folks,
Bob Lewington here again.
When I’m on the pot, I like to read a lot. It’s a man thing!
I popped round to my sister Shirley’s yesterday to help her husband Del move their new leather cornerpeice (with detachable armrests). He suffers with his back does Del.
I needed the facilities while I was there and had a flick through Shirley’s Cosmopolitan whilst doing my business. I completed the questionnaire “Who Would Be Your Best Partner?” and it turned out to be Brad Pitt!
I’d have thought Jonny Depp but there you go.
I’m not gay though! Oh No! Married with kids me. Got a Tattoo too. Of my Grandma. It’s not a very good one. Did it myself in front of the mirror when I was thirteen. Septicemia was a price worth paying.
Gran looks a bit like a gibbon. But it’s the thought the counts.
All the best,
Bob.
Gibbon Gran! With those art skills Bob could be restoring old church art works.
She will have a place in history that woman!
Back again? Have I missed a new character? I like Bob
Yeah had a break – the thought struck me about Bob when a friend popped round and went “missing” for a while.
Make yourself at home indeed! I have a no number 2 policy in pubs and other peoples houses.
Wise, very wise
Hahaha! ….coffee drips down computer screen…. He’s a funny one that Bob.
There are millions like him Susie – just off to help restore the Sistene Chapel. Got my crayons and a photo of Posh and Becks to guide me.
Don’t forget to use the sharpener on the back of the box.
Good point well made.
Gran the gibbon. On my!!
Always use a professional Tattooist Andra.
Wait…I have to google what a gibbon is…oh, those are adorable. Look at those big eyes. Gran must have been a cutey. Bless her.
Sadly she wad no oil painting Michelle
DIY tatoos! An idea that needs to be quashed right now! Debra
Very common in my home town!
Self-tattooing is always a risk when you’re 13…unless you’ve been practising on a younger sibling first.
Good point – I was the youngest so the tortoise was my practice run…