I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with various degrees of accuracy for a number of years now.
I am Up with the Lark, delivering milk in my hometown of Devizes. I also deliver eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. The Queen will be sporting sideburns by November.
2. Something to do with thighs will occur on October 17.
3. Nervous people will no longer be from September 25.
4. Prince Harry will get his todger out. Again.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -
Pete in Ellesmere Port,
Marie says that you will find the nail clipper under the sofa.
Dieter in Munich
Wolfgang wants you to know that the mayonnaise is past its sell by date
Noel in Auckland
Peter says the potatoes are boiling over.
Pablo in Madrid
Gloria says having a verucca isn’t the end of the world. Brad Pitt is plagued with them!
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….