My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Did you enjoy The Olympics? I did although it went on a bit.
Since my last Column I’ve finished the mug handles I told you about and have now made the mugs. All I have to do now is attach the handles to the mugs and Bob’s Your Uncle!
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
The Hay Wain - Constable’s most famous painting. I always thought he was a Policeman. It threw me for a while when my mate told me he wasn’t.
Die Hard – A bloke wearing a vest kills the bloke who played a wizard in Harry Potter. He can’t have been much of a wizard if he lets a bloke in a vest kill him. Goes on a bit.
The Bee Gees – How Deep Is Your Love? – My fiancée went twelve feet deep once. Dropped her engagement ring down the drain you see. She fished it out with a coat hanger.
Lord Of The Rings by Tolkien – A little lad with Big Feet defeats Evil by throwing his ring away. Maybe that’s what my girlfriend was trying to do all along. Goes on a bit though.
5. Pole Dancing
Thursday’s Pole Dancing class that was due to take place in the Barbers has been cancelled. Nobby has put his back out.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!