Wikileaks lad Julian Assange has spoken to Gfb about his reason to claim asylum in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London. Panpipes!
“I just love the Panpipes and Ecuador is a world centre for their blowin”,” He told us, “I was given a copy of “Now That’s What I Call Panpipes 15,” for Christmas. Loads of tunes including, I Will Survive, Feelings and Footloose. Even Paul McCartney! Did you see him at the Olympics? Oh Dear. Altogether now….I’d rather be a hammer than a nail….”
He has adopted the Ginger Wig to further his anonymity.
But the Government are confident of getting their man. Ian Duncan Spliff, Minister for Pensions and Heavy Dub told Gfb, “Easy mon, me hand me crew is ‘angin’ in Nort Shingfooooord smokin de GANJA! and chillin’. Wikiman is ‘istory. Ya get me? We shank him wid Panpipe right up is ‘ootah.”
So that’s alright then.