WORLD EXCLUSIVE!
Wikileaks lad Julian Assange has spoken to Gfb about his reason to claim asylum in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London. Panpipes!
Julie and Pals Panpipin’
“I just love the Panpipes and Ecuador is a world centre for their blowin”,” He told us, “I was given a copy of “Now That’s What I Call Panpipes 15,” for Christmas. Loads of tunes including, I Will Survive, Feelings and Footloose. Even Paul McCartney! Did you see him at the Olympics? Oh Dear. Altogether now….I’d rather be a hammer than a nail….”
He has adopted the Ginger Wig to further his anonymity.
Gingileaks!
But the Government are confident of getting their man. Ian Duncan Spliff, Minister for Pensions and Heavy Dub told Gfb, “Easy mon, me hand me crew is ‘angin’ in Nort Shingfooooord smokin de GANJA! and chillin’. Wikiman is ‘istory. Ya get me? We shank him wid Panpipe right up is ‘ootah.”
Pastafari
So that’s alright then.
Panpipes are the Devil’s instrument. Check out how much our Julian looks like John Inman – difference is that he isn’t free
Inman’s turning in his grave – his chance of a Bafta in the TV play about this gone……..he’s be dressed as Widow Twanky though.
Loved the punchline.
Cheers!
I think I shall rid my home of all our panpipes. Scary.
Extremely!
Oh. So that thing I thought was just a kitschy knick-knack is actually meant to make noise–and by the sounds of it, an unpleasant one. Another thing for my yard sale. Along with the truly horrendous bagpipes and the ever-so-passe accordian. Polka music, anyone?
I’m up for it!
“What he said….”
Indeed
I won’t hear a word said against bagpipes – they’re brilliant. You obviously haven’t heard of bagrock and the Red Hot Chilli Pipers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbY8eNkaW4k.
As to the accordion, watch the Tiger Lillies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCGz8rc-HY and be educated.
Appalling lack of musical taste.
Holy cow. I just watched the Red Hot Chilli Pipers. I had never seen or heard of them before. They’re amazing.
Bagrock in action. The bagpipes have moved on… Hope you like the Tiger Lillies as well.
Unfortunately the only time you see/hear bagpipes around here is at St. Patrick’s Day and during funeral services for policemen.
And we all lived happily ever after. But I will say our man Julian does look better with a little color in his hair.
Agreed!
Smiling here Ginger, as I have a set of panpipes
. but Im useless at playing them.. Recorder yes.. 
Love your graphic edits… Hopefully I will get your updates now.. Sue
Brutal!
As a Pastafarian, Mr. Assange is clearly a disciple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (http://www.venganza.org/about/)
With that and that stunning Ginger ‘do, I like him better already!
Good – GingiLeaks!