Gfb welcomes a new columnist Bob Lewington.
Bob a Bailiff, recently met us when he sought to seize the Leather Cornerpiece (with detachable armrests) I had bought on tick from Matalans the other month.
After a conversation about repayments, Bob asked if he could use the facilities. When he emerged from the smallest room, he commented, ”Nice collection of motoring magazines you have to hand Fightback. I always read when I’m on the Pot. It’s an Oasis in an otherwise hectic schedule.”
Happily, Bob agreed not to repossess my Leather Cornerpiece (with detachable armrests) on the proviso that he could contribute to Gfb in some way.
So Bob, Over To You!
When I’m on the pot, I like to read a lot. It’s a man thing!
There was a Guardian Newspaper left in the bog of the house I was repossesing today. Very interesting article about the demise of the Polar Ice Cap. I was worried for a moment.
I also read an article about that Wikileaks fella Julian Lasagna.
Sadly there was no toilet roll………
All the best,