The Olympics are over.
Ginger Sooty is in the wash along with me smalls and as it is good drying weather today, I will hang him out in the garden rather than on the clothes horse in the loft of Fightback Towers.
He will be back, fluffed and buffed for his next Reportage.
Many thanks to the thousands of you who took the time to read his in-depth reports. I understand that Pluckery Clubs, Octagenarian Bollock Drop and Roll Clubs and Donkey Dangling Clubs across the UK have seen a spike in enquiries.
We hope we have played a small part in getting people of their settees and gibbering for at least thirty minutes a day.
It has been a great Olympics for Gingers. Below are some of our Titian Titans!
To the youngsters who got in touch to talk about being bullied because they are Ginger, please take inspiration from these people. Talk to your parents, family members or teachers about the problems you are having.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE!