A few weeks ago, Gfb told you about Sarah Palin’s affair with Cheese. Well sadly they have had a parting of the wheys, after Sarah discovered a new love. Rebekah Brooks!
You may recall our exclusive footage of Decker Brooks lumping ex-hubby Grant Mitchell. If you didn’t, here it is again!
It appears that Mama Grizzly fell for the flame haired temptress at a mobile phone security conference in Boston where Brooks was the guest speaker.
Palin was on the door.
Sarah confided to a close pal, “Only crooks would consort with Brooks! – so I guess we were meant to be!”
The pair are said to be smitten and regularly go riding together through the Alaskan tundra on horses provided London’s police.
Commented a source, “Sarah is nuts about Bekah. The link between Brooks, Murdoch and Fox News is entirely coincidental. It has nothing to do with her political ambitions whatsoever.”
We understand that Sarah has told her kids, Animal, Mineral, Vegetable and Mineral -Again, that she and Brooksy are in it for the long haul. “I’ve got no choice,” she allegedly told them, “Brooksy has got my naughty calls to Ritt Momney on tape.”
Gfb asked Professor Pat Isserie, Lecturer in Lechering, University of Manitoba, for his views on these developments. “Phwoarr! wouldn’t mind seeing photos of them two going at it. Have you got any snaps? I pay top dollar!”
Either way it seems that the Grizzly Mama has found love again, once more in an unlikely manner. We wish them well.
If you would like to see a selection of totally made up stories about Sarah’s lovelife, visit our Ginger News page!