A few weeks ago, Gfb told you about Sarah Palin’s affair with Cheese. Well sadly they have had a parting of the wheys, after Sarah discovered a new love. Rebekah Brooks!
You may recall our exclusive footage of Decker Brooks lumping ex-hubby Grant Mitchell. If you didn’t, here it is again!
It appears that Mama Grizzly fell for the flame haired temptress at a mobile phone security conference in Boston where Brooks was the guest speaker.
Palin was on the door.
Sarah confided to a close pal, “Only crooks would consort with Brooks! – so I guess we were meant to be!”
The pair are said to be smitten and regularly go riding together through the Alaskan tundra on horses provided London’s police.
“Corruption” – The Horse Lent By The Police To Brooksy
Commented a source, “Sarah is nuts about Bekah. The link between Brooks, Murdoch and Fox News is entirely coincidental. It has nothing to do with her political ambitions whatsoever.”
We understand that Sarah has told her kids, Animal, Mineral, Vegetable and Mineral -Again, that she and Brooksy are in it for the long haul. “I’ve got no choice,” she allegedly told them, “Brooksy has got my naughty calls to Ritt Momney on tape.”
Gfb asked Professor Pat Isserie, Lecturer in Lechering, University of Manitoba, for his views on these developments. “Phwoarr! wouldn’t mind seeing photos of them two going at it. Have you got any snaps? I pay top dollar!”
Either way it seems that the Grizzly Mama has found love again, once more in an unlikely manner. We wish them well.
If you would like to see a selection of totally made up stories about Sarah’s lovelife, visit our Ginger News page!
I sense rocky shoals on the sea of love ahead for the two once Sarah actually looks at that beautiful horse.
and you earned a facepalm for “parting of the wheys”.
Cheers – it was a whey or rind pun!
Shame about your result at the weekend
That’s life Joe!
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It’s clear Professor Pat Isserie enjoys crumpet
Not ‘arf – he looks like the bus conducter from On The Buses! – Classy guy.
The horse is obviously making a play for the tip of Sarah’s head.
Who wouldn’t want a nibble of La Palin’s pate?
Some how this will make its way to Sarah! Hahaha!
I think it has Susie judging by some emails I have received! Oh dear!
That horse photo cracked me up! You are such a trip!
Cheers Amberr!
“parting of the wheys,” Brilliant!
Cheers – proud of that one!
I am playing catch up today, gfb! Your hilarity, as well as political analysis and pithy social analysis has apparently dropped from my reader! Do you suspect a conspiracy? I wonder…I admire the Queen and I take it from other comments perhaps you fall into the “not so much” crowd…maybe there’s a connection as to why I haven’t been getting your posts! I will pursue answer to problem! We can’t have that! Debra
Hello Debra – glad you are back! Definitely a conspiracy theory. Sometimes refreshing the follow button helps too. I have stopped receiving posts from some of my favourites and found this helped. WordPress is a strange beast sometimes. Best wishes and nice to hear from you again!