My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a Potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop down here in Lower Swell.
Gingerfightback was pottering around my pottery the other day and offered me the chance to pen a regular arts column as long as I didn’t press charges and let him put the teapot and banister rails back where he found them.
So, without further ado, here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
The Mona Lisa – A very good painting. It’s got colours and everything.
The Exorcist – scared the bejesus out of me. He’s a lad is Satan!
3. Classical Music
Beethoven’s 7th – has some good bits in it. Deaf as a post Beethoven.
4. Rock Music
The Clash – The Clash – has some good songs. Goodness they WERE angry.
Swan Lake - has some good dancing in it. Goes on a bit though.
These are purely my views. Do you have any views on my views? If so send me your views on my views for others to view!
PS What is a Potter’s favourite rock band?
(If you know any pottery gags please send them through – a hand thrown cup and saucer is on offer each month for the best rib tickler! By hand thrown I mean hand made and not chucked at a passer by due to one of my inexplicable rages. Don’t worry though, they are short lived. Usually).
Until next time……keep those wheels a spinning!